Tarun and Shon walked through the forest, trying to make as little sound as possible so Shon could listen for the thoughts of the stranger. A full moon in the sky provided some light in the woods, but they still had to go slowly to avoid running into any trees.
Shon was surprised how much noise there was in the forest as they walked. The desert where he grew up supported very little life, and he found himself both excited and unsettled by the constant sounds of insects and other creatures in the woods. Leaves and other vegetation crunched and rustled under their feet with every step. He didn’t know whether to be annoyed that they were making such a ruckus, or relieved that they probably wouldn’t run the risk of startling the rather large stranger they were trying to find.
Despite the noise, Shon was able to keep them headed towards the thoughts he had heard earlier. He was certainly glad that he had Stick to amplify his magical abilities, as he was uncertain whether he would have been able to pick up such strange and foreign thought patterns without it. Shon was not even certain if he was sensing just one train of thought or if there were more.
With so little light in the forest and his mind so focused on the sounds and thoughts he was listening to, Shon did not even realize he had closed his eyes until Tarun grabbed his shoulder to halt his pace. Shon then opened his eyes to see a low campfire in the middle of a small clearing. Beside the campfire was the large stranger under his hood, and behind him was the green wagon.
“Y’know,” the stranger said, not looking up from the campfire, “I kinda liked you two at first. It’s not often you find folks willing to stand up to bullies like Smitt, especially for a total stranger.” The stranger made a snorting sound and spit into the fire, making it pop and spark. “But I had some business in that town, and you two have put a real twist in my plans. And now you even decided to follow me. I hate to say it boys, but you’re starting to downright get on my nerves.”
“Why didn’t you stand up to the woodcutters yourself when they were bothering you?” asked Tarun, apparently less unnerved than Shon was at having annoyed the stranger. “You’re obviously not weak.”
“Guess I’m just a coward,” replied the stranger, spitting into the fire again.
“Well then why didn’t you cower under a table like everyone else when you thought there was a dragon?” asked Shon, emboldened by Tarun’s candor.
“Guess I’m just stupid too,” said the stranger with what sounded like a growl in his voice.
“I think you’re neither,” said Tarun, stepping towards the light of the campfire. “I think you’re a dragon hunter, and the person we’ve come to deliver the Dragon’s Bane plant to.”
“Tarun!” shouted Shon, unable to believe his friend had taken such a terrible chance telling their goal.
The stranger suddenly lifted his head and looked at Tarun. Though his face was still deep in shadow, Shon could now see the reflections of his eyes under the hood, which is more than he had seen of the stranger’s face so far. Shon had no idea if the expression on the stranger’s face was shock or rage.
Without warning, the stranger let out a loud and roaring laugh. As the stranger continued laughing he bent over and slapped his large thighs with such force that Shon was fairly certain such blows would have left him quite bruised. He then looked up at Tarun and Shon again and continued his laughter in earnest.
After a moment, the stranger cleared his throat and spit into the fire again. “Well, I guess this night’s not a total waste after all,” he said. “Though I have to say, you two certainly don’t look like the kind of couriers who would usually deliver Dragon’s Bane. I’ve seen delivery boys carrying baskets of eggs who look meaner than you two!”
At his last statement, the stranger inhaled as if to begin his laughing fit again, but his breath was cut short and he suddenly rose to his feet. Shon was about to say something, but the stranger sharply shushed him and began sniffing the air.
Shon had been so focused on the stranger that he had stopped paying attention to anything else. Now with the clearing suddenly quiet, Shon could hear several loud and angry thoughts gradually surrounding them. Many of the thoughts were slow and foggy from alcohol, but Shon recognized one them immediately. “It’s Smitt and the woodcutters,” Shon whispered.
“I know,” the stranger said in a low and gravely voice. “Guess you boys didn’t make much effort covering your tracks as you found me?”
“What are we going to do?” asked Shon. “They’re really, really angry, and I think…” Shon paused to delve deeper into the thoughts of the mob. “I think they brought their axes with them.”
“I’m not even gonna ask how you know that,” said the stranger. “It’s obvious you must be some kind of wizard or something. So tell me, can you figure out how many of them there are?”
“Six or seven, I think,” replied Shon.
“Seven with axes,” growled the stranger, “and I was really hoping I wouldn’t have to kill anyone tonight. Any chance you can make ‘em think there’s a dragon attacking again?”
“I doubt they would fall for that again,” Shon said, “and considering how impaired their brains are right now, I don’t know how effective my magic would be on them anyway. Still, I’m open for any other suggestions of something to catch them off guard.”
At Shon’s words, Tarun had an idea. He stepped into the middle of the clearing and called out loud and clear, “Smitt!” When he heard nothing but the sounds of insects and night air, he called out again. “We know you and your company are out there, Smitt!”
“What is he doing?!” hissed the stranger. “He’s giving away any advantage of surprise we might have had. Doesn’t he have any common sense?”
“Not really, no,” Shon replied. “His head is nearly empty. But he often ends up being right anyway. Let’s see what he has in mind.”
Tarun continued calling to the darkness of the woods. “I know we had to finish our contest early, but I didn’t realize you wanted to finish it this badly, Smitt. If you’ve bothered to come out all this way, I’d be happy to finish it here.”
A few moments later Smitt walked out of the trees and into the dim light of the now dwindling campfire. “Why would I wanna arm wrestle you again?” asked Smitt with a heavy slur. “You’re a cheater and a lier. You got me and my boys kicked out of the inn for the night. They practically threw us out of town!”
“It was unintentional,” replied Tarun calmly. “Why don’t we just finish our contest so your company can see once and for all who is the stronger man, and then we can all get a good night’s sleep?”
Smitt looked at Tarun for a moment with cold, angry eyes. “Alright,” he finally replied, setting down his axe, “but my boys are going to keep an eye on you this time to make sure you don’t cheat again.” Once he had said this, five other men walked out of the woods carrying large axes.
“I thought you said there were seven,” the stranger whispered to Shon.
“I said ‘six or seven’ didn’t I?” replied Shon quietly. “Besides, there could still be one hiding in the trees.”
The stranger lifted his head a bit and inhaled deeply through his nose. “Nope, this is all of them,” the stranger said. “There’s no way I could miss anybody who smelled this bad.”
Meanwhile, Tarun had walked over to a stump in the clearing and kneeled down next to it. Smitt kneeled down on the other side. “Yer cheating darn near broke my right hand last time,” Smitt said, “so this time we’ll use our left hands.” Tarun agreed and both men grasped left hands across the stump.
As they were getting ready to start, Shon read his friend’s thoughts and was relieved to learn that Tarun intended to let Smitt win. But his relief was short lived as he also read Smitt’s muddled thoughts. “He’s got a dagger!” Shon shouted.
With left hands already firmly grasped and kneeling on the hard ground, Tarun was in an awkward position. Shon’s warning had given him just enough time to raise his arm to block the knife that Smitt held in his right hand. He managed to deflect the blade away from his chest where Smitt had been aiming, but he received a nasty cut along his arm.
Seeing that the plan had gone awry, the other woodcutters began closing in on Tarun, Shon, and the stranger. The stranger pulled from his side what looked like a jagged black knife with his right hand, while bringing his left hand to his mouth and letting out a loud sharp whistle.
Suddenly an elf with a longbow jumped out from behind the green wagon, shooting an arrow that lodged into Smitt’s sleeve just below his arm, pinning him to the stump. At the same time, something fast, loud, and hairy came crashing through the brush riding a large boar, and slammed into two of the woodcutters, knocking them to the ground. After a moment, Shon realized it was the half-naked hairy dwarf that he and Tarun had seen earlier that day outside of town.
The stranger brandished his strange black knife and removed his hood, revealing a face with dark green skin, sharp teeth, and wild eyes. At this turn of events, the woodcutters faltered and one of them completely lost his nerve. He dropped his axe and ran into the woods screaming, “Orc! Orc!!”
The other two woodcutters who were still standing raised their axes, ready to charge at the orc in front of them. But just then, Tarun tackled them from behind, sending them sprawling to the earth, dropping their axes as they fell. Realizing they were outmatched, the woodcutters all fled the clearing, leaving Smitt behind, his arm still pinned to the stump.
Smitt pulled frantically on the arrow as Tarun and the orc approached the stump. Despite his obvious terror, Smitt made a defiant face at the pair. “What’re you gonna do?” Smitt spat at them. “Kill me? Eat me? Once the town finds out there’s a killer orc on the loose, you’ll have an entire posse to deal with!”
“Why do you think we didn’t kill you already?” said the orc, putting his face close enough to Smitt to whisper in his ear. “And for the record, Krall the Dragon Hunter doesn’t eat garbage. I eat your nightmares.”
Krall yanked the arrow out of the stump, freeing Smitt and causing him to fall backwards. “Oh, and I wouldn’t plan on gathering that posse tonight,” said Krall as he sniffed the air. “At least not until you’ve found some fresh pants to change into.” And with that, Smitt went running into the dark forest.
Tarun stood in the clearing, holding his bloodied arm. Next to him was a very terrified Shon who kept looking back and forth at the elf, dwarf, and orc who had rescued them.
“Well,” Krall said, putting away his black knife, “that went better than I expected.”
